They say variety is the spice of life and it certainly is in the big brother house. The crazy mixture of people from all walks of life makes for an interesting series which is strangely compelling and addictive.

So that got us thinking – if you could have anyone in the big brother house who would it be?

Who would wind up who? Who might get together in a romantic clinch? Who would you evict? Who would nominate who? Who would get up big brothers nose? Who would you like to see doing the washing up? What tasks would you set them? Who would you vote for? What would you get your celebrities to endorse once they have left the house?

Check out The Couch?! Fantasy big brother contestants below and let us know who you would put in the house by posting a comment.

Sigmund Freud
Doctor of psychiatry – He started the practice of “free association,” an effort to reveal unconscious emotions, and increasingly emphasized sexual development as the basis for psychological tension.

Elvis Presley
A.K.A. The King – Famous in life even more famous in death

Sid vicious
Bad boy bass guitar player of the Sex Pistols

Joan of arc
French national hero – Despite being a young woman, she was placed at the head of an army…

Margaret Thatcher
The UK’s first female prime minister who held the office for longer than anyone in the 20th century. A Conservative-led government, favouring privatisation plans. A woman not to be crossed!

George Best
Famous talented footballer who likes a few drinks to boot

Robert Di Niro
One of the greatest actors of his time, known for approaching his characters through method acting techniques

Albert Einstein
Famous for his theory of relativity, Einstein became the most famous scientist of the 20th century.

Queen Victoria
Victoria was only 18 when she became queen. Victoria’s nearly 64-year reign was the longest in British history. She presided over a period of British industrial progress, artistic successes and political empire-building which became known as the Victorian Era.

Jackie O
Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis remains an American icon of style and elegance. Married to John F. Kennedy this first Lady, was made a widow when Kennedy was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald in 1963.

Marilyn Monroe
Monroe is one of Hollywood’s most recognisable icons. Early in her film career she starred as a dumb blonde in movies like How to Marry a Millionaire (1953). Her va-va-voom beauty made her a star!

Virginia Wolf
Woolf a feminist/modernist whose novels ignored traditional plots to follow the inner lives and musings of her characters.

Jesus Christ
Central figure in Christianity. According to the New Testament, Jesus is the Son of God who served a ministry in Galilee and Judaea and was ultimately crucified in Jerusalem.

Shakespeare
William Shakespeare is the grand literary figure of the Western world. He wrote dozens of plays which continue to dominate world theatre 400 years later.

Florence Nightingale
Founder of modern nursing and one of the most famous women in history.